Time for a rant... it's been awhile, but I think it's time. So here we go. Don't judge me, Monkey.
I used to love Halloween. I loved picking a costume, going trick o' treating, eating too much sugar until my tummy hurt. Then, after high school I loved Halloween for being able to wear the skimpiest outfit I can find and say "why yes, I AM a sexy corpse. How did you guess?" Everything Halloween turned into an opportunity to wear practically nothing and get away with it. Sexy ninja? Why yes! Sexy lunch lady? Cha-ching! Britney Spears? Bingo!
And then something happened. Halloween finally got old. No, scratch that. Not Halloween. Skimpy costumes got old. Maybe I gained some self-respect. Maybe it was modesty. Or maybe I finally realized that the best costumes are NOT the skimpiest ones. In fact, the best costumes are usually the least skimpy. They're the most creative. The ones where I go "aw man! I wish I had thought of that!!"
My hubs and I were watching a band play at a bar on Friday night. Of course, all of the middle-aged ladies were there in their skimpy costumes acting like girls in their late teens and early 20's. Now, I know that age is just a number (or whatever), but at what point do you look in the mirror and say "wow, I am really trying way too hard to relive the glory days. Stretch marks and cellulite just do not look good as a naughty dentist." How do you let your friends go out of the house like that? "Oh yes Sally! I think you look great! But I have had a least 2 jello shots, so my judgment may be skewed."
C'mon ladies!! Have some self respect! Time to act your age. Show some creativity. Instead of going with sexy Freddy Krueger, maybe opt for something more creative. As a very wise person said (one of my hubby's super funny cousins) "Halloween is about being horrified, not whorified." Ladies, make this your mantra.
Monday, November 1, 2010
2nd verse, same as the first
I'm going to rename my last 30 Days of Excellence... it will now be known as 30 Days of Failure. Holy cow I dropped the ball on that one! I'll try it again this month and hopefully get better results. Strangely enough, at church on Saturday, the pastor challenged everyone to read the Bible this month. We're reading the book of James. So, I think I'll start there! Hopefully this month will be much more successful!
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I'm a slacker...
Well I'm slightly behind on my goal for this month... I just started reading the Bible on Monday. Better late than never, eh? I'll just need to extend into next month, no biggie! (I knew you were worried. Right?)
To be quite honest, last week was a mess. It was a cluster of a mess, actually. I scrambled and scrambled to get some crafts put together for a craft show last week. And ended up with less than stellar results. I do, however, have some amazingly cute candle holders made! (I'll post pics at a later date)
During the cluster that was last week, I decided that I was going to need a plan if I was going to pull off my goal. I've tried starting at the very beginning of the Bible before and didn't make it very far. I mean, let's face it, most of us know the story of creation, so it's not super interesting to read for the one millionth time. Luckily, the church I attend (Eaglebrook Church) has a ton of resources for those interested in reading the Bible! I'm sure you could also Google a plan, if you're interested.
I've opted for the 31 day plan found on Eaglebrook's website. This plan is an overview of salvation and faith and Jesus. I'm reading from a study Bible, so there's a ton of added information in the margins. I'm already learning a ton!! Maybe it's because I'm older, maybe it's because the Bible translation is so easy to read, but I am hooked. These stories are interesting and there is so much to learn from, even in the most basic of Biblical stories. I spend about 30 - 45 minutes diving into a chapter, reading all of the margin notes, just digesting it all. I also spent time reading about the authors of the books. I think it's important to know who wrote the book, what they believed, what they did for a living, etc. It really gives you insight on the writings.
For those of you embarking on this journey with me, I'm praying for you! I hope you find this time with God as interesting and healing and growing as I am!
To be quite honest, last week was a mess. It was a cluster of a mess, actually. I scrambled and scrambled to get some crafts put together for a craft show last week. And ended up with less than stellar results. I do, however, have some amazingly cute candle holders made! (I'll post pics at a later date)
During the cluster that was last week, I decided that I was going to need a plan if I was going to pull off my goal. I've tried starting at the very beginning of the Bible before and didn't make it very far. I mean, let's face it, most of us know the story of creation, so it's not super interesting to read for the one millionth time. Luckily, the church I attend (Eaglebrook Church) has a ton of resources for those interested in reading the Bible! I'm sure you could also Google a plan, if you're interested.
I've opted for the 31 day plan found on Eaglebrook's website. This plan is an overview of salvation and faith and Jesus. I'm reading from a study Bible, so there's a ton of added information in the margins. I'm already learning a ton!! Maybe it's because I'm older, maybe it's because the Bible translation is so easy to read, but I am hooked. These stories are interesting and there is so much to learn from, even in the most basic of Biblical stories. I spend about 30 - 45 minutes diving into a chapter, reading all of the margin notes, just digesting it all. I also spent time reading about the authors of the books. I think it's important to know who wrote the book, what they believed, what they did for a living, etc. It really gives you insight on the writings.
For those of you embarking on this journey with me, I'm praying for you! I hope you find this time with God as interesting and healing and growing as I am!
Monday, October 4, 2010
new month, new goal
Question: Where did September go? I'm serious. I think I may have misplaced it... Any ideas? Anyone? Bueller? Wow, this fall season is going incredibly fast! And I for one am not happy about it. Everyone knows what comes after fall. Snow. Lots and lots and lots of snow. (you were thinking Winter, weren't you!? I win!). Besides, I'm really enjoying this fall season. The weather is perfect, the leaves are turning beautiful colors, what's not to love about fall?! Ugh... darn winter. Although, just like without sadness, we wouldn't know joy; without winter, I wouldn't know the joys of spring, summer, and fall. (It's okay to punch me now).
Alas, it is a new month. A new 30 days. A new goal. But first, a recap of last month's goal! September began with 30 days of manicure excellence. The goal was to keep my hands well manicured for 30 days. And I am extremely proud to say that I did it! Yay! Break out the champagne! It was easier than I thought it would be! The key was to paint my nails during the time I was watching TV, since I was sitting still doing absolutely nothing to begin with. Each week I started with a fresh coat of paint on my nails. I think I'll continue through the next 30 days!
The next 30 days I am committing to a less superficial, more serious 30 days of excellence: 30 Days of Spiritual Growth. For the next 30 days, my goal is to spend 30 minutes a day with my Bible, spending time with God, studying His Word, praying for guidance and growth.
I've been attending church since I was very little and am very proud to call myself a Christian. However, I am slightly ashamed of the fact that I have not read the Bible in it's entirety. A recent study by The Pew Forum indicates that Atheists and Agnostics know more about religion than Christians know about their own religion. While I find the study interesting, I also find it very disheartening. As I'm growing up, I'm slowly seeing the importance of really knowing everything about a group that you participate in or affiliate with. How is it that Christians know less about the religion they study and practice than those who don't believe/practice said religion? How can it be that I've been attending church since I was very small, yet I haven't read the Bible in it's entirety?
At the end of the next 30 days, I hope to have grown spiritually and have gained a deeper understanding of Christianity's roots, beliefs, and future. Please pray for me as I enter into this journey, it appears it will be quite intense!
Alas, it is a new month. A new 30 days. A new goal. But first, a recap of last month's goal! September began with 30 days of manicure excellence. The goal was to keep my hands well manicured for 30 days. And I am extremely proud to say that I did it! Yay! Break out the champagne! It was easier than I thought it would be! The key was to paint my nails during the time I was watching TV, since I was sitting still doing absolutely nothing to begin with. Each week I started with a fresh coat of paint on my nails. I think I'll continue through the next 30 days!
The next 30 days I am committing to a less superficial, more serious 30 days of excellence: 30 Days of Spiritual Growth. For the next 30 days, my goal is to spend 30 minutes a day with my Bible, spending time with God, studying His Word, praying for guidance and growth.
I've been attending church since I was very little and am very proud to call myself a Christian. However, I am slightly ashamed of the fact that I have not read the Bible in it's entirety. A recent study by The Pew Forum indicates that Atheists and Agnostics know more about religion than Christians know about their own religion. While I find the study interesting, I also find it very disheartening. As I'm growing up, I'm slowly seeing the importance of really knowing everything about a group that you participate in or affiliate with. How is it that Christians know less about the religion they study and practice than those who don't believe/practice said religion? How can it be that I've been attending church since I was very small, yet I haven't read the Bible in it's entirety?
At the end of the next 30 days, I hope to have grown spiritually and have gained a deeper understanding of Christianity's roots, beliefs, and future. Please pray for me as I enter into this journey, it appears it will be quite intense!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
checking in
Officially on day 12 of the 1st 30 days of excellence challenge and I am going strong! My nails have stayed painted for 12 days now. 7 of those days have been with colored polish. I think that could possibly be a Jenni-record! My secret? You really want to know?
Chip Skip from o.p.i! It really works! I was quite skeptical when applying the wonder-serum, however, as "they" say "the proof is in the pudding" (whatever that phrase means anyway...). I didn't have 1 chip over the last 7 days. My nails are just now starting to show a little wear and tear at the tips, which is nothing compared to how things used to be!
Although, I have a confession. I didn't wash dishes for the last 7 days. Thankfully, my hubby agreed to wash the dishes if I dried the dishes. Fair enough for me! I have a feeling the manicure wouldn't have lasted as long if I had to stick my beautiful nails in some dish water. Note to self: invest in a dishwasher...
Although, I have a confession. I didn't wash dishes for the last 7 days. Thankfully, my hubby agreed to wash the dishes if I dried the dishes. Fair enough for me! I have a feeling the manicure wouldn't have lasted as long if I had to stick my beautiful nails in some dish water. Note to self: invest in a dishwasher...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
and the adventure begins...
Welcome to September! I'm way excited for fall to be here. I love the fall clothing, fall colors, fall foods. I. Love. Fall!
Today marks Day 1 of a 30 day journey of well-manicured hands. I decided to begin this journey with a week of clear polish. Mainly because I ordered some super cute OPI nail polishes a little late in the game and they won't arrive until later this week. However, even with clear polish, my hands look 100 times better! I already feel thismuchmore put together. And have I mentioned how pretty my fingers look?!
As I said earlier, I ordered some new OPI products that I am excited to try out. One that I'm specifically excited about is OPI's Chip Skip. I'm hoping it will hold the polish on my nails longer than the usual 2 days post-polish. Plus I ordered 2 cute fall colors to sport throughout the month, a new top-coat, and Drip Dry which is supposed to speed up the drying/setting time of the polish! Holler!
Today marks Day 1 of a 30 day journey of well-manicured hands. I decided to begin this journey with a week of clear polish. Mainly because I ordered some super cute OPI nail polishes a little late in the game and they won't arrive until later this week. However, even with clear polish, my hands look 100 times better! I already feel thismuchmore put together. And have I mentioned how pretty my fingers look?!
As I said earlier, I ordered some new OPI products that I am excited to try out. One that I'm specifically excited about is OPI's Chip Skip. I'm hoping it will hold the polish on my nails longer than the usual 2 days post-polish. Plus I ordered 2 cute fall colors to sport throughout the month, a new top-coat, and Drip Dry which is supposed to speed up the drying/setting time of the polish! Holler!
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